Monday, May 3, 2010

I'm really a cool 50 though, no really I AM.
My granddoughnut tells me so, my friends tell me so, my much younger ex-boy toy used to tell me so. The granddoughnut is the only one I trust implicitly though. Her thoughts count...always.
So there you have it, truth from the babe in the woods.
I just wish I looked cool. I used to until menopause granted me a 20 lb weight gain. there is no way to look good with a tire wrapped around my middle. uh uh.
I even tried hypnosis, nothing so far has worked to lose this...yuk factor. I gave up suger, soda, fast food, most processed foods, I usually eat vegetarian ( however in my opinon carnovors rule) and organic. this is fucking ridiculous. the treadmill is my friend, even at 10 at night, 1/2 hour a day goddamnit. I'm transfixed on this weight issue. I guess I must be a female in America.

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